Apr. 9th, 2009

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I'm starting to think, whilst about to go on my 3rd LRP event of 2009, with potentially another 9 lined up before the year's out, I really ought to stop now. The equivalent of one event a month is enough for anyone, surely? Especially when one of those events takes up a good three months of my year, adding together the build-up and come-down (Yes I do need psychiatric help for Artificer addiction).
Still, not as bad as [livejournal.com profile] shazrasha for whom this weekend's voyage beyond the Maelstrom will be her 6th! and it's barely even April!!

I am still majorly in Artificer mode, and the writing I've done since the event (adding together "fanfic", IC letters and poetry) is verging on the 20,000 word mark... A lot of this is just self-indulgent crap, it must be said, but I'm writing fiction again, and this makes me happy. Despite this I still have so much to do for my downtime it isn't even funny...

Love to you all, and thanks for the major support I've received over the past couple of weeks. You guys are all awesome
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Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.


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